六年前的疑問是:為什麽我會來到這裏?
結論:這情節很狗血!
六年後的疑問是:我以後要當普通人、還是風光一輩子?
結論:這開頭很老套!
可能是一生追求榮華富貴,權名重利的懲罰,才剛滿30歲,還是一個高級ceo,同時也是一個老處女,就這樣在逛街時“不小心”踩到香蕉皮,就帶著處女之身與人世“sad goodbye”
來到閻羅殿,被閻羅王罵了一頓。
居然踩個香蕉皮就瓜勒!不僅浪費人力、物力,還騙錢騙喝騙感情!更浪費眼淚!要知道現在水費都漲價勒、貴得狠!閻羅王小童鞋鼓起腮子,想著想著就來氣。最後索性把人打入“十八層地獄”去給地藏王小童鞋當清潔工【啊藏同誌曾大義凜然的說過“我不入地獄,誰入地獄?”】在過橋搭電梯時,又華麗麗的踩到勒香蕉皮,跌入勒這個不知名的狗屁朝代,本以為上天對她不薄,讓她投胎到“帝月”國首富慕容府,豈知一出生就遇到庸醫,她隻不過生出來時不哭,順便挖了下鼻孔。就被誤認成癡兒,好!咱混個癡兒當也不錯!從此,無論在什麽地方,都能看見一個小孩子坐在石階上,時不時望著前方傻笑,本以為,做個癡兒,也會是個受寵的癡兒,要知道,慕容正天隻有她一個孩子,可是現實往往和夢境格格不入,豈知是從小缺愛,長大缺鈣,姥爺不疼,舅舅不愛。欠踢又欠踹!從小到大都被人看不起,受欺負,足足窩囊勒半輩子!說起來真是一把心酸,一把淚!
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結論:這情節很狗血!
六年後的疑問是:我以後要當普通人、還是風光一輩子?
結論:這開頭很老套!
可能是一生追求榮華富貴,權名重利的懲罰,才剛滿30歲,還是一個高級ceo,同時也是一個老處女,就這樣在逛街時“不小心”踩到香蕉皮,就帶著處女之身與人世“sad goodbye”
來到閻羅殿,被閻羅王罵了一頓。
居然踩個香蕉皮就瓜勒!不僅浪費人力、物力,還騙錢騙喝騙感情!更浪費眼淚!要知道現在水費都漲價勒、貴得狠!閻羅王小童鞋鼓起腮子,想著想著就來氣。最後索性把人打入“十八層地獄”去給地藏王小童鞋當清潔工【啊藏同誌曾大義凜然的說過“我不入地獄,誰入地獄?”】在過橋搭電梯時,又華麗麗的踩到勒香蕉皮,跌入勒這個不知名的狗屁朝代,本以為上天對她不薄,讓她投胎到“帝月”國首富慕容府,豈知一出生就遇到庸醫,她隻不過生出來時不哭,順便挖了下鼻孔。就被誤認成癡兒,好!咱混個癡兒當也不錯!從此,無論在什麽地方,都能看見一個小孩子坐在石階上,時不時望著前方傻笑,本以為,做個癡兒,也會是個受寵的癡兒,要知道,慕容正天隻有她一個孩子,可是現實往往和夢境格格不入,豈知是從小缺愛,長大缺鈣,姥爺不疼,舅舅不愛。欠踢又欠踹!從小到大都被人看不起,受欺負,足足窩囊勒半輩子!說起來真是一把心酸,一把淚!
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