“皇兒，聽說無憂的貼身侍衛武藝高強，何不讓他表演一下，為哀家助興，為宴會增添光彩。”
死妖婆，你“兒子”不甩你，怎麽把火燒到我這邊來，關我鳥事。
“迴娘娘，喜慶的日子武刀弄槍的，有點大煞風景。”
“說的也是，這樣吧你就給哀家表演其它的節目。”
死妖婆，敢情你把我當猴子耍了。來就來，誰怕誰。不怕你看，就怕你看不懂。
“那卑職就現醜了，為大家展示一段我家鄉的風俗歌舞表演。”
your honour please，
gotta believe me what i say，
what i will tell，
happened just the other day。
i must confess，
cause i''ve had about enough，
i need your help，
gotta make this here thing stop。
baby i swear i''ll tell the truth，
about all the things you used to do，
and if you thought you had me fooled。
i''m telling you now， objection overruled。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
you''re on the stand，
with your back against the wall，
nowhere to run，
and nobody you can call。 (oh no)
i just can''t wait，
now the case is open wide，
you''ll try to pray，
but the jury will decide。
baby i swear i''ll tell the truth，
about all the things you used to do，
and if you thought you had me fooled，
i''m telling you now， objection overruled。
oh baby。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
so step back，
cos you don''t know this cat。
i know deep down that，
you don''t want me to react。
i''lly low，
leaving all my options open，
the decision of the jury，
has not been spoken。
step in my house，
you find that your stuff has gone，
but in reality，
to whom does the stuff belong。
i bring you into court，
to preach my order，
any you know that，
you overstepped the border。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
what you say，(one for the money and the， free rides)
games you y，(it''s two for the lie that you， denied)
what you''ve done。(all rise， all rise)
what you say，(three for the calls that you''ve， been making)
games you y，(it''s four all the times you''ve been faking)
what you''ve done，(all rise， all rise)
when you''re gone
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
i rest my case。
死妖婆，你“兒子”不甩你，怎麽把火燒到我這邊來，關我鳥事。
“迴娘娘，喜慶的日子武刀弄槍的，有點大煞風景。”
“說的也是，這樣吧你就給哀家表演其它的節目。”
死妖婆，敢情你把我當猴子耍了。來就來，誰怕誰。不怕你看，就怕你看不懂。
“那卑職就現醜了，為大家展示一段我家鄉的風俗歌舞表演。”
your honour please，
gotta believe me what i say，
what i will tell，
happened just the other day。
i must confess，
cause i''ve had about enough，
i need your help，
gotta make this here thing stop。
baby i swear i''ll tell the truth，
about all the things you used to do，
and if you thought you had me fooled。
i''m telling you now， objection overruled。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
you''re on the stand，
with your back against the wall，
nowhere to run，
and nobody you can call。 (oh no)
i just can''t wait，
now the case is open wide，
you''ll try to pray，
but the jury will decide。
baby i swear i''ll tell the truth，
about all the things you used to do，
and if you thought you had me fooled，
i''m telling you now， objection overruled。
oh baby。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
so step back，
cos you don''t know this cat。
i know deep down that，
you don''t want me to react。
i''lly low，
leaving all my options open，
the decision of the jury，
has not been spoken。
step in my house，
you find that your stuff has gone，
but in reality，
to whom does the stuff belong。
i bring you into court，
to preach my order，
any you know that，
you overstepped the border。
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
what you say，(one for the money and the， free rides)
games you y，(it''s two for the lie that you， denied)
what you''ve done。(all rise， all rise)
what you say，(three for the calls that you''ve， been making)
games you y，(it''s four all the times you''ve been faking)
what you''ve done，(all rise， all rise)
when you''re gone
one for the money and the， free rides，
it''s two for the lie that you， denied，
all rise， all rise。
three for the calls that you''ve， been making，
it''s four all the times you''ve been faking，
all rise， all rise。
i rest my case。