傅小蛙迴到居所,孫文超等人聽聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經過,不由得驚歎,編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段,這個金麥子,還是越少人知道越好。


    傅小蛙迴到屋中,把四周的門窗都關上,接著從床底下掀開兩塊磚頭,往地下刨一刨,刨出一個罐子,這是黑魚最喜歡的居所,黑魚說沉睡幾百年對它有感情,應著黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子裏,然後走到哪埋到哪,據說它要不停地吸取地氣。


    他抱著罐子從床下爬出來,拍拍身上灰土,將罐子放在桌麵上,摸摸下巴,看樣子黑魚還在裏麵死睡。


    傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗,現在的麥穗已經失金色的光芒,跟普通的麥穗沒有兩樣。他打開罐子,伸手往裏麵掏一掏,摸到裏麵的黑魚,果然還在裏麵。他抓住黑魚的尾巴,拎著尾巴把黑魚從裏麵拔出來。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的,不管傅小蛙怎麽晃動,也沒作聲響。


    這個黑魚,救過他的命,所以他很有感情,他會想盡辦法,也要把黑魚救醒。


    嗯?椅子腿有點鬆脫。傅小蛙拎起著黑魚的尾巴,吧吧吧砸下去,重新把椅子敲緊。


    如果靈獸糧對異獸有用,那麽應該會有一些幫助,傅小蛙是這麽想。


    用力掰開黑魚的嘴巴,黑魚從下往上長的兩顆獠牙看起來很滑稽。傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進去,然後等待。


    隻見那桌麵上的黑魚,嘴巴蠕動了一下,像是在咀嚼吞咽,在睡夢中呢喃道:“開飯了,好幸福……”


    傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊,見那黑魚嗅動一下,舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來,卷走傅小蛙手上的麥穗,然後像發出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。


    還沒醒。傅小蛙抓著它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打幾下,那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。


    傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒,掰開黑魚的嘴往裏麵丟去,依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。


    “我勒個操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水!!!”


    那黑魚嚎叫著從桌子上跳進泥土之中,竄上竄下,接著消失不見。估計鑽到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。


    傅小蛙抱著手在等待,不到一會,這才見到黑魚從地底竄出來,像隻快要死的狗一樣,仰著麵向上在地上唿拉唿拉地喘著氣。


    “怎麽樣,睡得還舒服嗎?”傅小蛙悠悠然地問道。


    那黑魚跳起來破口大罵道:“舒服你大爺,讓老子吃辣椒,小爺我平生最討厭吃辣椒,老子就白救了你這個沒心肝的!”


    “哇拷,哥哥我可是費盡心思找靈獸糧救你迴陽,你不知道感謝也就罷了,還計較這一個兩個辣椒,沒辣椒你小崽子能醒麽?”傅小蛙支著腰跟那黑魚對罵。


    “小爺我就是喜歡睡怎麽著,再睡個一百年過來,你也就歸仙了,費去小爺我多少麻煩事啊!”


    “好,那就再用烈酒把你泡個幾百年,讓你多睡幾百年!”傅小蛙要擒它。


    “你你,你別過來啊,注意點分寸啊!”


    “我就過,你怎麽著你!”


    “我可是會叫的!”


    “你叫啊,你叫破喉嚨也不會有人理你滴,咩哈哈哈!”


    “救命啊,非禮啊!”


    傅小蛙釋放了一隻終級吃貨,給自己帶來沉重的負擔。這貨什麽都吃,天上飛的,地下走的,水裏遊的。不過吃多少,都不管叫飽,一直嚷嚷著餓,說傅小蛙虐待動物。


    “這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫,快點再給救命恩人來點吃的!”那黑魚在剔著牙齒。


    傅小蛙哭喪著臉道:“你還是再把我殺掉算了,我已經沒什麽可以讓你吃的,要不,你看看我的味道怎麽樣?”


    “你這點肉,還是不夠塞牙的,還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味,真是讓人懷念,想當年,爺每天吃飯,餐餐一大碗靈獸糧,真是好幸福的生活!”黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在迴憶中露出幸福的表情。


    “一大碗,他媽的誰養活的你呀,老子命都快沒了,才弄來兩顆!”


    “唉,隻能說我命苦啊,女人怕嫁錯郎,獸怕跟錯主,心酸呐!”


    “那你不要跟著我好了,一點事情不會做,還老要吃的,你說你到底會幹啥啊!”


    “其實我會做的事情多得很,洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪床疊被,可是,人家沒吃飽,哪有力氣幹活!”黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。


    “臥勒個操,你一天吃的足夠養一百個丫環了!”


    “叔叔,我餓!”黑魚眼睛閃亮楚楚可憐。


    傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭,想想什麽才能塞飽這隻無底洞。突然,他想到百寶囊裏還有糖果,然後拿出百寶囊往裏麵翻找,裏麵東西很多,傅小蛙把擋事的東西拿出來放一邊,那黑魚探著個腦袋瞄望。


    傅小蛙把幾大塊狼屍放在一邊,然後伸手進百寶囊裏掏掏掏,黑魚在旁邊望著狼屍直流口水,小心翼翼地試問道:“叔叔,我能吃麽?”


    傅小蛙的眉毛動彈幾下,奇怪道:“你要吃這個,當心咬崩你的牙!”


    “我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉……看起來好美味……”


    黑魚愛撫著幾大塊狼屍,傅小蛙切成幾大塊,整個異狼有幾千斤重,每一大塊都有近千斤。


    “那你……試試?”


    得到傅小蛙的同意,黑魚撲到狼屍前,大口大口的吞食。


    “噢霍霍,這才叫肉,好滿足,好充足。就是肉質太嫩一點!”黑魚搖著尾巴撲在狼屍上大吃特吃,還鑽進去吃,從裏吃到外。


    傅小蛙打到一個寒顫,想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子,這個狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣,他當時可以暴動氣元才斬成幾大塊。


    幾千斤重的狼屍,竟然被黑魚吃個一幹二淨留下骨頭跟獸皮,吃完之後,黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個飽嗝,似乎還不是很過癮的樣子。


    “飽。飽了?”


    “七成吧!”黑魚剔剔牙。懶洋洋地道。


    “你,你每餐都要吃這麽多?”


    “矮油,人家正是長身體的時候,自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以後你好處多著呢。過來,給小爺捶捶背!”


    “滾,老子哪裏去給你找這麽多異獸!”


    “叔叔。你,你好兇噢……”黑魚楚楚可憐眼神迴望。


    傅小蛙現在很頭大,這條大吃貨尾隨著,是要吃垮他才甘心。不過也沒有辦法,誰叫它是救命恩人,依然還是要救醒的。


    天都學院恢複平靜,學院為這一次的災難,而舉行一場哀悼大會,悼念在這場災難中不幸死去的人們,悼念那個奮不顧身勇救學員的導師,立這導師為榜樣,讓更多的導師學習。


    傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會,他的心情非常悲痛。


    (拖欠半章,注意章節修改情況,一會兒補上!)``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````投推薦票、月票。您的支持,就是我最大的動力……)

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