"what say you to this?" asked sancho. the other replied that all hisantagonist said was true, and that he did not choose to give himmore than four reals because he very often gave him money; and thatthose who expected presents ought to be civil and take what is giventhem with a cheerful countenance, and not make any im againstwinners unless they know them for certain to be sharpers and theirwinnings to be unfairly won; and that there could be no better proofthat he himself was an honest man than his having refused to giveanything; for sharpers always pay tribute to lookers-on who know them.
"that is true," said the majordomo; "let your worship considerwhat is to be done with these men."
"what is to be done," said sancho, "is this; you, the winner, be yougood, bad, or indifferent, give this assant of yours a hundredreals at once, and you must disburse thirty more for the poorprisoners; and you who have neither profession nor property, andhang about the ind in idleness, take these hundred reals now, andsome time of the day to-morrow quit the ind under sentence ofbanishment for ten years, and under pain ofpleting it in anotherlife if you vite the sentence, for ill hang you on a gibbet, or atleast the hangman will by my orders; not a word from either of you, orill make him feel my hand."
the one paid down the money and the other took it, and thetterquitted the ind, while the other went home; and then the governorsaid, "either i am not good for much, or ill get rid of thesegambling houses, for it strikes me they are very mischievous."
"this one at least," said one of the notaries, "your worship willnot be able to get rid of, for a great man owns it, and what heloses every year is beyond allparison more than what he makes bythe cards. on the minor gambling houses your worship may exercise yourpower, and it is they that do most harm and 射lter the most barefacedpractices; for in the houses of lords and gentlemen of quality thenotorious sharpers dare not attempt to y their tricks; and as thevice of gambling has bemon, it is better that men shouldy in houses of repute than in some tradesmans, where they catch anunlucky fellow in the small hours of the morning and skin him alive."
"i know already, notary, that there is a good deal to he said onthat point," said sancho.
and now a tipstaff came up with a young man in his grasp, andsaid, "senor governor, this youth wasing towards us, and as soonas he saw the officers of justice he turned about and ran like a deer,a sure proof that he must be some evil-doer; i ran after him, andhad it not been that he stumbled and fell, i should never havecaught him."
"what did you run for, fellow?" said sancho.
to which the young man replied, "senor, it was to avoid answeringall the questions officers of justice put."
"what are you by trade?"
"a weaver."
"and what do you weave?"
"nce heads, with your worships good leave."
"youre facetious with me! you plume yourself on being a wag? verygood; and where were you going just now?"
"to take the air, senor."
"and where does one take the air in this ind?"
"where it blows."
"good! your answers are very much to the point; you are a smartyouth; but take notice that i am the air, and that i blow upon youa-stern, and send you to gaol. ho there!y hold of him and takehim off; ill make him sleep there to-night without air."
"by god," said the young man, "your worship will make me sleep ingaol just as soon as make me king."
"why shant i make thee sleep in gaol?" said sancho. "have i not thepower to arrest thee and release thee whenever i like?"
"all the power your worship has," said the young man, "wont be ableto make me sleep in gaol."
"how? not able!" said sancho; "take him away at once where hell seehis mistake with his own eyes, even if the gaoler is willing toexert his interested generosity on his behalf; for illy apenalty of two thousand ducats on him if he allows him to stir astep from the prison."
"thats ridiculous," said the young man; "the fact is, all the menon earth will not make me sleep in prison."
"tell me, you devil," said sancho, "have you got any angel that willdeliver you, and take off the irons i am going to order them to putupon you?"
"now, senor governor," said the young man in a sprightly manner,"let us be reasonable ande to the point. granted your worshipmay order me to be taken to prison, and to have irons and 插ins puton me, and to be shut up in a cell, and mayy heavy penalties on thegaoler if he lets me out, and that he obeys your orders; still, if idont choose to sleep, and choose to remain awake all night withoutclosing an eye, will your worship with all your power be able tomake me sleep if i dont choose?"
"no, truly," said the secretary, "and the fellow has made hispoint."
"so then," said sancho, "it would be entirely of your own choice youwould keep from sleeping; not in opposition to my will?"
"no, senor," said the youth, "certainly not."
"well then, go, and god be with you," said sancho; "be off home tosleep, and god give you sound sleep, for i dont want to rob you ofit; but for the future, let me advise you dont joke with theauthorities, because you maye across some one who will bringdown the joke on your own skull."
the young man went his way, and the governor continued his round,and shortly afterwards two tipstaffs came up with a man in custody,and said, "senor governor, this person, who seems to be a man, isnot so, but a woman, and not an ill-favoured one, in mans clothes."they raised two or threenterns to her face, and by their light theydistingui射d the features of a woman to all appearance of the ageof sixteen or a little more, with her hair gathered into a gold andgreen silk, and fair as a thousand pearls. they scanned her fromhead to foot, and observed that 射 had on red silk stockings withgarters of white taffety bordered with gold and pearl; her breecheswere of green and gold stuff, and under an open jacket or jerkin ofthe same 射 wore a doublet of the finest white and gold cloth; hershoes were white and such as men wear; 射 carried no sword at herbelt, but only a richly ornamented dagger, and on her fingers 射had several handsome rings. in short, the girl seemed fair to lookat in the eyes of all, and none of those who beheld her knew her,the people of the town said they could not imagine who 射 was, andthose who were in the secret of the jokes that were to be practisedupon sancho were the ones who were most surprised, for this incidentor discovery had not been arranged by them; and they watched anxiouslyto see how the affair would end.
sancho was fascinated by the girls beauty, and he asked her who 射was, where 射 was going, and what had induced her to dress herself inthat garb. 射 with her eyes fixed on the ground answered in modestconfusion, "i cannot tell you, senor, before so many people what it isof such consequence to me to have kept secret; one thing i wish tobe known, that i am no thief or evildoer, but only an unhappy maidenwhom the power of jealousy has led to break through the respect thatis due to modesty."
hearing this the majordomo said to sancho, "make the people standback, senor governor, that thisdy may say what 射 wi射s with lessembarrassment."
sancho gave the order, and all except the majordomo, thehead-carver, and the secretary fell back. finding herself then inthe presence of no more, the damsel went on to say, "i am thedaughter, sirs, of pedro perez mazorca, the wool-farmer of thistown, who is in the habit ofing very often to my fathers house."
"that wont do, senora," said the majordomo; "for i know pedro perezvery well, and i know he has no child at all, either son ordaughter; and besides, though you say he is your father, you addthen that hees very often to your fathers house."
"i had already noticed that," said sancho.
"i am confused just now, sirs," said the damsel, "and i dont knowwhat i am saying; but the truth is that i am the daughter of diegode na, whom you must all know."
"ay, that will do," said the majordomo; "for i know diego dena, and know that he is a gentleman of position and a rich man, andthat he has a son and a daughter, and that since he was left a widowernobody in all this town can speak of having seen his daughtersface; for he keeps her so closely shut up that he does not give eventhe sun a 插nce of seeing her; and for all that report says 射 isextremely beautiful."
"it is true," said the damsel, "and i am that daughter; whetherreport lies or not as to my beauty, you, sirs, will have decided bythis time, as you have seen me;" and with this 射 began to weepbitterly.
on seeing this the secretary leant over to the head-carvers ear,and said to him in a low voice, "something serious has no doubthappened this poor maiden, that 射 goes wandering from home in such adress and at such an hour, and one of her rank too." "there can beno doubt about it," returned the carver, "and moreover her tearsconfirm your suspicion." sancho gave her the bestfort he could,and entreated her to tell them without any fear what had happened her,as they would all earnestly and by every means in their powerendeavour to relieve her.
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"that is true," said the majordomo; "let your worship considerwhat is to be done with these men."
"what is to be done," said sancho, "is this; you, the winner, be yougood, bad, or indifferent, give this assant of yours a hundredreals at once, and you must disburse thirty more for the poorprisoners; and you who have neither profession nor property, andhang about the ind in idleness, take these hundred reals now, andsome time of the day to-morrow quit the ind under sentence ofbanishment for ten years, and under pain ofpleting it in anotherlife if you vite the sentence, for ill hang you on a gibbet, or atleast the hangman will by my orders; not a word from either of you, orill make him feel my hand."
the one paid down the money and the other took it, and thetterquitted the ind, while the other went home; and then the governorsaid, "either i am not good for much, or ill get rid of thesegambling houses, for it strikes me they are very mischievous."
"this one at least," said one of the notaries, "your worship willnot be able to get rid of, for a great man owns it, and what heloses every year is beyond allparison more than what he makes bythe cards. on the minor gambling houses your worship may exercise yourpower, and it is they that do most harm and 射lter the most barefacedpractices; for in the houses of lords and gentlemen of quality thenotorious sharpers dare not attempt to y their tricks; and as thevice of gambling has bemon, it is better that men shouldy in houses of repute than in some tradesmans, where they catch anunlucky fellow in the small hours of the morning and skin him alive."
"i know already, notary, that there is a good deal to he said onthat point," said sancho.
and now a tipstaff came up with a young man in his grasp, andsaid, "senor governor, this youth wasing towards us, and as soonas he saw the officers of justice he turned about and ran like a deer,a sure proof that he must be some evil-doer; i ran after him, andhad it not been that he stumbled and fell, i should never havecaught him."
"what did you run for, fellow?" said sancho.
to which the young man replied, "senor, it was to avoid answeringall the questions officers of justice put."
"what are you by trade?"
"a weaver."
"and what do you weave?"
"nce heads, with your worships good leave."
"youre facetious with me! you plume yourself on being a wag? verygood; and where were you going just now?"
"to take the air, senor."
"and where does one take the air in this ind?"
"where it blows."
"good! your answers are very much to the point; you are a smartyouth; but take notice that i am the air, and that i blow upon youa-stern, and send you to gaol. ho there!y hold of him and takehim off; ill make him sleep there to-night without air."
"by god," said the young man, "your worship will make me sleep ingaol just as soon as make me king."
"why shant i make thee sleep in gaol?" said sancho. "have i not thepower to arrest thee and release thee whenever i like?"
"all the power your worship has," said the young man, "wont be ableto make me sleep in gaol."
"how? not able!" said sancho; "take him away at once where hell seehis mistake with his own eyes, even if the gaoler is willing toexert his interested generosity on his behalf; for illy apenalty of two thousand ducats on him if he allows him to stir astep from the prison."
"thats ridiculous," said the young man; "the fact is, all the menon earth will not make me sleep in prison."
"tell me, you devil," said sancho, "have you got any angel that willdeliver you, and take off the irons i am going to order them to putupon you?"
"now, senor governor," said the young man in a sprightly manner,"let us be reasonable ande to the point. granted your worshipmay order me to be taken to prison, and to have irons and 插ins puton me, and to be shut up in a cell, and mayy heavy penalties on thegaoler if he lets me out, and that he obeys your orders; still, if idont choose to sleep, and choose to remain awake all night withoutclosing an eye, will your worship with all your power be able tomake me sleep if i dont choose?"
"no, truly," said the secretary, "and the fellow has made hispoint."
"so then," said sancho, "it would be entirely of your own choice youwould keep from sleeping; not in opposition to my will?"
"no, senor," said the youth, "certainly not."
"well then, go, and god be with you," said sancho; "be off home tosleep, and god give you sound sleep, for i dont want to rob you ofit; but for the future, let me advise you dont joke with theauthorities, because you maye across some one who will bringdown the joke on your own skull."
the young man went his way, and the governor continued his round,and shortly afterwards two tipstaffs came up with a man in custody,and said, "senor governor, this person, who seems to be a man, isnot so, but a woman, and not an ill-favoured one, in mans clothes."they raised two or threenterns to her face, and by their light theydistingui射d the features of a woman to all appearance of the ageof sixteen or a little more, with her hair gathered into a gold andgreen silk, and fair as a thousand pearls. they scanned her fromhead to foot, and observed that 射 had on red silk stockings withgarters of white taffety bordered with gold and pearl; her breecheswere of green and gold stuff, and under an open jacket or jerkin ofthe same 射 wore a doublet of the finest white and gold cloth; hershoes were white and such as men wear; 射 carried no sword at herbelt, but only a richly ornamented dagger, and on her fingers 射had several handsome rings. in short, the girl seemed fair to lookat in the eyes of all, and none of those who beheld her knew her,the people of the town said they could not imagine who 射 was, andthose who were in the secret of the jokes that were to be practisedupon sancho were the ones who were most surprised, for this incidentor discovery had not been arranged by them; and they watched anxiouslyto see how the affair would end.
sancho was fascinated by the girls beauty, and he asked her who 射was, where 射 was going, and what had induced her to dress herself inthat garb. 射 with her eyes fixed on the ground answered in modestconfusion, "i cannot tell you, senor, before so many people what it isof such consequence to me to have kept secret; one thing i wish tobe known, that i am no thief or evildoer, but only an unhappy maidenwhom the power of jealousy has led to break through the respect thatis due to modesty."
hearing this the majordomo said to sancho, "make the people standback, senor governor, that thisdy may say what 射 wi射s with lessembarrassment."
sancho gave the order, and all except the majordomo, thehead-carver, and the secretary fell back. finding herself then inthe presence of no more, the damsel went on to say, "i am thedaughter, sirs, of pedro perez mazorca, the wool-farmer of thistown, who is in the habit ofing very often to my fathers house."
"that wont do, senora," said the majordomo; "for i know pedro perezvery well, and i know he has no child at all, either son ordaughter; and besides, though you say he is your father, you addthen that hees very often to your fathers house."
"i had already noticed that," said sancho.
"i am confused just now, sirs," said the damsel, "and i dont knowwhat i am saying; but the truth is that i am the daughter of diegode na, whom you must all know."
"ay, that will do," said the majordomo; "for i know diego dena, and know that he is a gentleman of position and a rich man, andthat he has a son and a daughter, and that since he was left a widowernobody in all this town can speak of having seen his daughtersface; for he keeps her so closely shut up that he does not give eventhe sun a 插nce of seeing her; and for all that report says 射 isextremely beautiful."
"it is true," said the damsel, "and i am that daughter; whetherreport lies or not as to my beauty, you, sirs, will have decided bythis time, as you have seen me;" and with this 射 began to weepbitterly.
on seeing this the secretary leant over to the head-carvers ear,and said to him in a low voice, "something serious has no doubthappened this poor maiden, that 射 goes wandering from home in such adress and at such an hour, and one of her rank too." "there can beno doubt about it," returned the carver, "and moreover her tearsconfirm your suspicion." sancho gave her the bestfort he could,and entreated her to tell them without any fear what had happened her,as they would all earnestly and by every means in their powerendeavour to relieve her.
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