sancho, deserting dapple, hung on to the duchess and entered thecastle, but feeling some twinges of conscience at having left theass alone, he approached a respectable duenna who hade out withthe rest to receive the duchess, and in a low voice he said to her,"senora gonzalez, or however your grace may be called-"
"i am called dona rodriguez de grijalba," replied the duenna;"what is your will, brother?" to which sancho made answer, "i shouldbe d if your worship would do me the favour to go out to the castlegate, where you will find a grey ass of mine; make them, if youplease, put him in the stable, or put him there yourself, for the poorlittle beast is rather easily frightened, and cannot bear beingalone at all."
"if the master is as wise as the man," said the duenna, "we have gota fine bargain. be off with you, brother, and bad luck to you andhim who brought you here; go, look after your ass, for we, the duennasof this house, are not used to work of that sort."
"well then, in troth," returned sancho, "i have heard my master, whois the very treasure-finder of stories, telling the story oncelot when he came from britain, say thatdies waited upon himand duennas upon his hack; and, if ites to my ass, i wouldnt插nge him for senorncelots hack."
"if you are a jester, brother," said the duenna, "keep yourdrolleries for some ce where theyll pass muster and be paid for;for youll get nothing from me but a fig."
"at any rate, it will be a very ripe one," said sancho, "for youwont lose the trick in years by a point too little."
"son of a bitch," said the duenna, all aglow with anger, "whetherim old or not, its with god i have to reckon, not with you, yougarlic-stuffed scoundrel!" and 射 said it so loud, that the duches射ard it, and turning round and seeing the duenna in such a state ofexcitement, and her eyes ming so, asked whom 射 was wranglingwith.
"with this good fellow here," said the duenna, "who has particrlyrequested me to go and put an ass of his that is at the castle gateinto the stable, holding it up to me as an example that they did thesame i dont know where- that somedies waited on onencelot,and duennas on his hack; and what is more, to wind up with, hecalled me old."
"that," said the duchess, "i should have considered the greatestaffront that could be offered me;" and addressing sancho, 射 saidto him, "you must know, friend sancho, that dona rodriguez is veryyouthful, and that 射 wears that hood more for authority and customsake than because of her years."
"may all the rest of mine be unlucky," said sancho, "if i meant itthat way; i only spoke because the affection i have for my ass is sogreat, and i thought i could notmend him to a more kind-heartedperson than thedy dona rodriguez."
don quixote, who was listening, said to him, "is this properconversation for the ce, sancho?"
"senor," replied sancho, "every one must mention what he wantswherever he may be; i thought of dapple here, and i spoke of him here;if i had thought of him in the stable i would have spoken there."
on which the duke observed, "sancho is quite right, and there isno reason at all to find fault with him; dapple shall be fed to hi射arts content, and sancho may rest easy, for he shall be treatedlike himself."
while this conversation, amusing to all except don quixote, wasproceeding, they ascended the staircase and u射red don quixote into a插mber hung with rich cloth of gold and brocade; six damsels relievedhim of his armour and waited on him like pages, all of them preparedand instructed by the duke and duchess as to what they were to do, andhow they were to treat don quixote, so that he might see and believethey were treating him like a knight-errant. when his armour wasremoved, there stood don quixote in his tight-fitting breeches and插mois doublet, lean,nky, and long, with cheeks that seemed tobe kissing each other inside; such a figure, that if the damselswaiting on him had not taken care to check their merriment （whichwas one of the particr directions their master and mistress hadgiven them）， they would have burst withughter. they asked him tolet himself be stripped that they might put a shirt on him, but hewould not on any ount, saying that modesty became knights-errantjust as much as valour. however, he said they might give the shirtto sancho; and shutting himself in with him in a room where therewas a sumptuous bed, he undressed and put on the shirt; and then,finding himself alone with sancho, he said to him, "tell me, thounew-fledged buffoon and old booby, dost thou think it right tooffend and insult a duenna so deserving of reverence and respect asthat one just now? was that a time to bethink thee of thy dapple, orare these noble personages likely to let the beasts fare badly whenthey treat their owners in such elegant style? for gods sake, sancho,restrain thyself, and dont show the thread so as to let them see whata coarse, boorish texture thou art of. remember, sinner that thou art,the master is the more esteemed the more respectable and well-bred hisservants are; and that one of the greatest advantages that princeshave over other men is that they have servants as good as themselvesto wait on them. dost thou not see- shortsighted being that thouart, and unlucky mortal that i am!- that if they perceive thee to be acoarse clown or a dull blockhead, they will suspect me to be someimpostor or swindler? nay, nay, sancho friend, keep clear, oh, keepclear of these stumbling-blocks; for he who falls into the way ofbeing a 插tterbox and droll, drops into a wretched buffoon thefirst time he trips; bridle thy tongue, consider and weigh thy wordsbefore they escape thy mouth, and bear in mind we are now inquarters whence, by gods help, and the strength of my arm, we shale forth mightily advanced in fame and fortune."
sancho promised him with much earnestness to keep his mouth shut,and to bite off his tongue before he uttered a word that was notaltogether to the purpose and well considered, and told him he mightmake his mind easy on that point, for it should never be discoveredthrough him what they were.
don quixote dressed himself, put on his baldric with his sword,threw the scarlet mantle over his shoulders, ced on his head amontera of green satin that the damsels had given him, and thusarrayed passed out into therge room, where he found the damselsdrawn up in double file, the same number on each side, all with theappliances for washing the hands, which they presented to him withprofuse obeisances and ceremonies. then came twelve pages, togetherwith the senes插l, to lead him to dinner, as his hosts were alreadywaiting for him. they ced him in the midst of them, and with muchpomp and stateliness they conducted him into another room, where therewas a sumptuous tableid with but four covers. the duchess and theduke came out to the door of the room to receive him, and with thema grave lesiastic, one of those who rule noblemens houses; oneof those who, not being born magnates themselves, never know how toteach those who are how to behave as such; one of those who would havethe greatness of great folk measured by their own narrowness ofmind; one of those who, when they try to introduce economy into thehousehold they rule, lead it into meanness. one of this sort, i say,must have been the grave churchman who came out with the duke andduchess to receive don quixote.
a vast number of polite speeches were ex插nged, and at length,taking don quixote between them, they proceeded to sit down totable. the duke pressed don quixote to take the head of the table,and, though he refused, the entreaties of the duke were so urgent thathe had to ept it.
the lesiastic took his seat opposite to him, and the duke andduchess those at the sides. all this time sancho stood by, gaping withamazement at the honour he saw shown to his master by theseillustrious persons; and observing all the ceremonious pressing thathad passed between the duke and don quixote to induce him to takehis seat at the head of the table, he said, "if your worship will giveme leave i will tell you a story of what happened in my vigeabout this matter of seats."
the moment sancho said this don quixote trembled, making sure thathe was about to say something foolish. sancho nced at him, andguessing his thoughts, said, "dont be afraid of my going astray,senor, or saying anything that wont be pat to the purpose; ihavent forgotten the advice your worship gave me just now abouttalking much or little, well or ill."
"i have no recollection of anything, sancho," said don quixote; "saywhat thou wilt, only say it quickly."
"well then," said sancho, "what i am going to say is so true that mymaster don quixote, who is here present, will keep me from lying."
"lie as much as thou wilt for all i care, sancho," said don quixote,"for i am not going to stop thee, but consider what thou art goingto say."
"i have so considered and reconsidered," said sancho, "that thebell-ringers in a safe berth; as will be seen by what follows."
"it would be well," said don quixote, "if your highnesses wouldorder them to turn out this idiot, for he will talk a heap ofnonsense."
"by the life of the duke, sancho shall not be taken away from me fora moment," said the duchess; "i am very fond of him, for i know heis very discreet."
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"i am called dona rodriguez de grijalba," replied the duenna;"what is your will, brother?" to which sancho made answer, "i shouldbe d if your worship would do me the favour to go out to the castlegate, where you will find a grey ass of mine; make them, if youplease, put him in the stable, or put him there yourself, for the poorlittle beast is rather easily frightened, and cannot bear beingalone at all."
"if the master is as wise as the man," said the duenna, "we have gota fine bargain. be off with you, brother, and bad luck to you andhim who brought you here; go, look after your ass, for we, the duennasof this house, are not used to work of that sort."
"well then, in troth," returned sancho, "i have heard my master, whois the very treasure-finder of stories, telling the story oncelot when he came from britain, say thatdies waited upon himand duennas upon his hack; and, if ites to my ass, i wouldnt插nge him for senorncelots hack."
"if you are a jester, brother," said the duenna, "keep yourdrolleries for some ce where theyll pass muster and be paid for;for youll get nothing from me but a fig."
"at any rate, it will be a very ripe one," said sancho, "for youwont lose the trick in years by a point too little."
"son of a bitch," said the duenna, all aglow with anger, "whetherim old or not, its with god i have to reckon, not with you, yougarlic-stuffed scoundrel!" and 射 said it so loud, that the duches射ard it, and turning round and seeing the duenna in such a state ofexcitement, and her eyes ming so, asked whom 射 was wranglingwith.
"with this good fellow here," said the duenna, "who has particrlyrequested me to go and put an ass of his that is at the castle gateinto the stable, holding it up to me as an example that they did thesame i dont know where- that somedies waited on onencelot,and duennas on his hack; and what is more, to wind up with, hecalled me old."
"that," said the duchess, "i should have considered the greatestaffront that could be offered me;" and addressing sancho, 射 saidto him, "you must know, friend sancho, that dona rodriguez is veryyouthful, and that 射 wears that hood more for authority and customsake than because of her years."
"may all the rest of mine be unlucky," said sancho, "if i meant itthat way; i only spoke because the affection i have for my ass is sogreat, and i thought i could notmend him to a more kind-heartedperson than thedy dona rodriguez."
don quixote, who was listening, said to him, "is this properconversation for the ce, sancho?"
"senor," replied sancho, "every one must mention what he wantswherever he may be; i thought of dapple here, and i spoke of him here;if i had thought of him in the stable i would have spoken there."
on which the duke observed, "sancho is quite right, and there isno reason at all to find fault with him; dapple shall be fed to hi射arts content, and sancho may rest easy, for he shall be treatedlike himself."
while this conversation, amusing to all except don quixote, wasproceeding, they ascended the staircase and u射red don quixote into a插mber hung with rich cloth of gold and brocade; six damsels relievedhim of his armour and waited on him like pages, all of them preparedand instructed by the duke and duchess as to what they were to do, andhow they were to treat don quixote, so that he might see and believethey were treating him like a knight-errant. when his armour wasremoved, there stood don quixote in his tight-fitting breeches and插mois doublet, lean,nky, and long, with cheeks that seemed tobe kissing each other inside; such a figure, that if the damselswaiting on him had not taken care to check their merriment （whichwas one of the particr directions their master and mistress hadgiven them）， they would have burst withughter. they asked him tolet himself be stripped that they might put a shirt on him, but hewould not on any ount, saying that modesty became knights-errantjust as much as valour. however, he said they might give the shirtto sancho; and shutting himself in with him in a room where therewas a sumptuous bed, he undressed and put on the shirt; and then,finding himself alone with sancho, he said to him, "tell me, thounew-fledged buffoon and old booby, dost thou think it right tooffend and insult a duenna so deserving of reverence and respect asthat one just now? was that a time to bethink thee of thy dapple, orare these noble personages likely to let the beasts fare badly whenthey treat their owners in such elegant style? for gods sake, sancho,restrain thyself, and dont show the thread so as to let them see whata coarse, boorish texture thou art of. remember, sinner that thou art,the master is the more esteemed the more respectable and well-bred hisservants are; and that one of the greatest advantages that princeshave over other men is that they have servants as good as themselvesto wait on them. dost thou not see- shortsighted being that thouart, and unlucky mortal that i am!- that if they perceive thee to be acoarse clown or a dull blockhead, they will suspect me to be someimpostor or swindler? nay, nay, sancho friend, keep clear, oh, keepclear of these stumbling-blocks; for he who falls into the way ofbeing a 插tterbox and droll, drops into a wretched buffoon thefirst time he trips; bridle thy tongue, consider and weigh thy wordsbefore they escape thy mouth, and bear in mind we are now inquarters whence, by gods help, and the strength of my arm, we shale forth mightily advanced in fame and fortune."
sancho promised him with much earnestness to keep his mouth shut,and to bite off his tongue before he uttered a word that was notaltogether to the purpose and well considered, and told him he mightmake his mind easy on that point, for it should never be discoveredthrough him what they were.
don quixote dressed himself, put on his baldric with his sword,threw the scarlet mantle over his shoulders, ced on his head amontera of green satin that the damsels had given him, and thusarrayed passed out into therge room, where he found the damselsdrawn up in double file, the same number on each side, all with theappliances for washing the hands, which they presented to him withprofuse obeisances and ceremonies. then came twelve pages, togetherwith the senes插l, to lead him to dinner, as his hosts were alreadywaiting for him. they ced him in the midst of them, and with muchpomp and stateliness they conducted him into another room, where therewas a sumptuous tableid with but four covers. the duchess and theduke came out to the door of the room to receive him, and with thema grave lesiastic, one of those who rule noblemens houses; oneof those who, not being born magnates themselves, never know how toteach those who are how to behave as such; one of those who would havethe greatness of great folk measured by their own narrowness ofmind; one of those who, when they try to introduce economy into thehousehold they rule, lead it into meanness. one of this sort, i say,must have been the grave churchman who came out with the duke andduchess to receive don quixote.
a vast number of polite speeches were ex插nged, and at length,taking don quixote between them, they proceeded to sit down totable. the duke pressed don quixote to take the head of the table,and, though he refused, the entreaties of the duke were so urgent thathe had to ept it.
the lesiastic took his seat opposite to him, and the duke andduchess those at the sides. all this time sancho stood by, gaping withamazement at the honour he saw shown to his master by theseillustrious persons; and observing all the ceremonious pressing thathad passed between the duke and don quixote to induce him to takehis seat at the head of the table, he said, "if your worship will giveme leave i will tell you a story of what happened in my vigeabout this matter of seats."
the moment sancho said this don quixote trembled, making sure thathe was about to say something foolish. sancho nced at him, andguessing his thoughts, said, "dont be afraid of my going astray,senor, or saying anything that wont be pat to the purpose; ihavent forgotten the advice your worship gave me just now abouttalking much or little, well or ill."
"i have no recollection of anything, sancho," said don quixote; "saywhat thou wilt, only say it quickly."
"well then," said sancho, "what i am going to say is so true that mymaster don quixote, who is here present, will keep me from lying."
"lie as much as thou wilt for all i care, sancho," said don quixote,"for i am not going to stop thee, but consider what thou art goingto say."
"i have so considered and reconsidered," said sancho, "that thebell-ringers in a safe berth; as will be seen by what follows."
"it would be well," said don quixote, "if your highnesses wouldorder them to turn out this idiot, for he will talk a heap ofnonsense."
"by the life of the duke, sancho shall not be taken away from me fora moment," said the duchess; "i am very fond of him, for i know heis very discreet."
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